Pouring the 1x filtered vodka back into the rinsed out bottle, I repeated the process nine more times to produce 10x filtered Tesco vodka, and now my girlfriend is joining the process as an extra element to the taste assessment.
Time bandit vodka full#
That’s right, we’re going full X Games mode on this, especially now that I’m semi-licked from a singular empty-stomach shot on a Tuesday afternoon. Have I wasted my 3:48 on a Tuesday afternoon over some slightly less awful Tesco vodka? No, because we’re going to turn the filtration up a notch and filter this motherfucker 10 TIMES. We’re not talking stick a sparkler in it and sit it down at the nearest overpriced booth at the local club, but there was definitely a smoothness that it didn’t have before.īut we could do so much more. This was not a good sign for things to come.ĭown the hatch and you can imagine the shock I had when this actually kind of worked. Would it be suddenly odourless, without even the slightest chemical smell? Like fuck.
Yeah, there were your usual offerings from Smirnoff and Russian Standard, but then I saw it:Īfter I washed my mouth out to reset my palate, I tentatively poured the vodka from the filter and did the sniff test. It was important when choosing the vodka that it should be as repulsive and cheap as possible in order to potentially show this life hack as worth doing. like nothing and keeps the same strength! #cheapthrills #lifehacks #alcoholicmafia #smirnoff #cheapbooze #cheapdate ♬ original sound – danielpritchard1 Think of a world where you’d NOT have to pour even stronger liquids into the concoction to prevent you from throwing up! So, rather than do what most people would do (which is Google it or go to the comments section), I headed straight for the nearest Tesco branch to test this out. I’m not really a vodka person but, if true, this could make for a revolutionary experience for theboys™ pres across the land. Regardless, as an avid drinker, this was rather exciting. Surely any impurities would’ve already been filtered out through the process of producing alcohol for general consumption? Well, according to some people, this can make it taste as good as Grey Goose. Suddenly I came across a video which explained how one could make really shitty vodka taste marginally less shitty with nothing more than a water filter. Last week I was swiping through TikTok when there were far better things I should’ve been doing with my day.
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